I once told I was a screw up that cleaned up well.
I have lived 27 long years. I have traveled the world and gotten myself in all sorts of situations. It is through being such a well versed screw up that I have gained wisdom. I decided that instead of spawning a boy sitting him down, I would share my advice to the world. Simply put I find it is easier to live life by a set of rules.
Rules you ask? Well when you have been yelled at as much as I have in your life, you learn a couple of tricks and guidelines. Also I have a lot of needy friends that ask me for advice. I never really got that one, but through this I have refined my code.
Should you follow my rules? Probably not. Why miss out on the opportunity to wake up in the wrong country, explain to the Dean why you had a blue book thrown at you by your professor, or end up in an underground Chinese Rave?
These are my rules.
